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With
This High-Tech "Pull Down" Menu:
Yes, I
Used To Do
House Concerts!
But I Will Again When It Is Safe.
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Check out this cool graphic!
Hi!
I'm
Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you.
I
am a singer of songs, and I am pretty fucking famous now because
I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet
money I keep hearing about.
Here
is a
picture of me touching my pussy:
I
fucking love this pussy.
Please sign my NEW Guestbook
while you are here!
This
angel has been put here to keep
watch over you and to keep you safe when you are having unprotected sex.
And
to bring good lovers into your life!
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(I know, can you believe this shit? I'M your tax dollars at work!)
Shirley would like to acknowledge that she works, lives, and creates on
the unceded territory of the Coast Salish, Musqueum and Tsleil-Waututh
First Nations. Unceded means that this land was never surrendered,
relinquished or handed over in any way. Partial proceeds of all Shirley
Gnome projects are donated to the Native Women's Association of Canada (NWAC)
HUGE
LETTERS!!
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Shirley Gnome 2020 All Rights Reserved, Smothered In Miso Gravy, and
Licked
Off In An Erotic Fashion.
This
Website Is Under Construction. It will be finished in early 1998.
