Welcome To ShirleyGnome.Com!

This Website Is Under Construction. It will be finished in early 1998.

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Yes, I Used To Do House Concerts!
But I Will Again When It Is Safe.
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Check out this cool graphic!


Hi! I'm Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you. 

I am a singer of songs, and I am pretty fucking famous now because I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet money I keep hearing about.

Here is a picture of me touching my pussy:

I fucking love this pussy.

Please sign my NEW Guestbook while you are here!

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This angel has been put here to keep watch over you and to keep you safe when you are having unprotected sex.

And to bring good lovers into your life!


(I know, can you believe this shit?  I'M your tax dollars at work!)

Shirley would like to acknowledge that she works, lives, and creates on the unceded territory of the Coast Salish, Musqueum and Tsleil-Waututh First Nations. Unceded means that this land was never surrendered, relinquished or handed over in any way. Partial proceeds of all Shirley Gnome projects are donated to the Native Women's Association of Canada (NWAC)


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