Shirley Gnome Merchandise!
(now herpes-free)

The Lady of the Night - CD
This CD captures two years of songwriting, just Gnome and guitar, live in front of an intimate audience in a run down hipster venue in Vancouver. It reflects her first two years as a person who actually succeeded in making dirty country music into a job. Things get dark and sad and confusing, but mostly just stupid and gross and hilarious. Comes with a lyrics booklet so you can sing along.

C*untry Music - CD
Shirley's sophomoric CD, C*untry Music, was described by the Georgia Straight as "fucking hilarious." With a compliment of professional musicians playing actual instruments, the album legitimately sounds like real music. Full studio production lends legitimacy to gloriously frank tales of anal virginity, botched threesomes, and monogamous compromises. Recorded at Harbourside Studios in North Vancouver.

Ho Down - CD
This 8 track (not an actual 8track, it just has 8 songs) CD is Shirley's debut album. Jug band fused with naughty lyricism makes for a sweet and delightful romp through the titillating and embarrassing life of a smutty young lady. Featuring guitar, ukelele, washboard, spoons, bass, and kazoo, it's rather silly and too much fun.


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If you want more than 4 CDS, please email me and we'll sort that out for ya!

Fuck Towel/Cumrag/Spankerchief
(you can use it for other things too, but, whatever)

Here is my highly bangable friend showing us the towel. Hey ladies, he's sangle!

Fuck towel fuck towel

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Mini Pink Cowboy Hat (or cowgirl, cowperson, cowqueer, cowquestioning, trans/ciscowgendered)

Here is my highly bangable friend looking unattractive, making us all feel more human.

Hat hat
And here is April O'Peel's cat wearing the hat, for sizing.

Cat In The Hat

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