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Check out what the critics have been saying:
the lyrics are over the top and intentionally graphic — she often uses
a word for the female reproductive organ that rhymes with shunt — the
stories hit home because they are situations we have are all familiar
with in one way or another... That commonality allows us to laugh along
with her, whether we want to admit it or not. But, you might ask, can
she sing? Of course she can sing. Gnome is likely one of of the best
singers on the Fringe circuit this year." - Edmonton Sun
with the saucy imagery in her lyrics, the gleeful rebellion and faux
naivete she brings to belting them out, and her genuine insights into
human (sexual) behaviour. She has a terrific voice, good guitar craft,
an amazing talent for rhyme schemes and most significantly, a crazy
sense of humour... Beyond mere titillation, Gnome has something to say
even if it’s often so profane I couldn’t repeat it in a family
newspaper... Gnome makes it impossible not to laugh and think." - Edmonton Journal
is gifted with a gorgeous voice, as well as serious performing and
songwriting chops. You’ll laugh at things you never thought could be
funny." - VUE Weekly/EdmontonFringe.ca
"One of the hardest things a comic, musical or stand-up, can do is take
a simple sex joke and make it clever and relevant. Sometimes it’s easy
to write dirty for a cheap laugh. Despite the level of dirtiness that
Shirley sings about she is extremely smart and clever, providing the
audience with amazing twists and turns that carry a profound sense of
hilarity… Everyone in the audience was having a riot and a standing
ovation was just not enough. -Onstage Ottawa
scarcely a facet of human sexual relations Gnome doesn't seem able to
turn into a hilarious song. And yes, provided you're not terribly
modest, you will laugh. A lot. Gnome is frank, completely uninhibited,
and a smart comedian." - CBC.ca
litters the stage with vagina talk so honest and true that you will
recognize the ever living heck out of it, and cry laughing in
recognition." -Montreal Rampage
"Her impressive singing chops are easily worth the price of admission
alone… As the show progresses you start to realize that in between the
ridiculousness are serious issues like the pain of denial, a broken
heart, and gender equality. It’s then you realize realize writing Gnome
off as a frivolous Fringe act would be a mistake."-Forget The Box
"If you love ROCKing out to Second Best Friend you're gonna love this ... she's smart, sassy and sizzling!"-Die Roten Punkte, Best Band In The World
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Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you.
am a singer of songs, and I am pretty fucking famous now because
I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet
money I keep hearing about.
picture of me touching my pussy:
fucking love this pussy.
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while you are here!
angel has been put here to keep
watch over you and to keep you safe when you are having unprotected sex.
to bring good lovers into your life!
I can't think of anything else
to put on my website.
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