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The Innernette's Most Modern Website!


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This Website Is Under Construction. It will be finished in early 1998.

Hits the WINNIPEG Fringe Festival!

Check out what the critics have been saying:

"One of the hardest things a comic, musical or stand-up, can do is take a simple sex joke and make it clever and relevant. Sometimes it’s easy to write dirty for a cheap laugh. Despite the level of dirtiness that Shirley sings about she is extremely smart and clever, providing the audience with amazing twists and turns that carry a profound sense of hilarity… Everyone in the audience was having a riot and a standing ovation was just not enough.  -Onstage Ottawa

"There's scarcely a facet of human sexual relations Gnome doesn't seem able to turn into a hilarious song. And yes, provided you're not terribly modest, you will laugh. A lot. Gnome is frank, completely uninhibited, and a smart comedian." - CBC.ca

"Shirley litters the stage with vagina talk so honest and true that you will recognize the ever living heck out of it, and cry laughing in recognition." -Montreal Rampage

"Her impressive singing chops are easily worth the price of admission alone… As the show progresses you start to realize that in between the ridiculousness are serious issues like the pain of denial, a broken heart, and gender equality. It’s then you realize realize writing Gnome off as a frivolous Fringe act would be a mistake."-Forget The Box

"If you love ROCKing out to Second Best Friend you're gonna love this song.... she's smart, sassy and sizzling!"-Die Roten Punkte, Best Band In The World

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Hi! I'm Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you. 

I am a singer of songs, and I am pretty fucking famous now because I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet money I keep hearing about.

Here is a picture of me touching my pussy:

I fucking love this pussy.

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This angel has been put here to keep watch over you and to keep you safe when you are having unprotected sex.

And to bring good lovers into your life!


I can't think of anything else to put on my website.


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