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Check out what the critics have been saying:
litters the stage with vagina talk so honest and true that you will
recognize the ever living heck out of it, and cry laughing in
recognition." -Montreal Rampage
"One of the hardest things a comic, musical or stand-up, can do is take
a simple sex joke and make it clever and relevant. Sometimes it’s easy
to write dirty for a cheap laugh. Despite the level of dirtiness that
Shirley sings about she is extremely smart and clever, providing the
audience with amazing twists and turns that carry a profound sense of
hilarity… Everyone in the audience was having a riot and a standing
ovation was just not enough. -Onstage Ottawa
"Her impressive singing chops are easily worth the price of admission
alone… As the show progresses you start to realize that in between the
ridiculousness are serious issues like the pain of denial, a broken
heart, and gender equality. It’s then you realize realize writing Gnome
off as a frivolous Fringe act would be a mistake."-Forget The Box
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Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you.
am a singer of songs, and I am pretty fucking famous now because
I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet
money I keep hearing about.
picture of me touching my pussy:
fucking love this pussy.
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while you are here!
angel has been put here to keep
watch over you and to keep you safe when you are having unprotected sex.
to bring good lovers into your life!
I can't think of anything else
to put on my website.
Shirley Gnome 2015 All Rights Reserved, Smothered In Gravy, and Licked
Off In An Erotic Fashion.