Welcome To ShirleyGnome.Com!
The Innernette's Most Modern Website!



 

Video - Music - Year of the Quickie Contest - Bio - Shows - Pictures - Contact - Where To Buy - Mailing List - House Concerts - Press Kit - Links


This Website Is Under Construction. It will be finished in early 1998.




Watch Shirley's Xmas Video
"The Christmas Song"












LISTEN TO MY SHIT RIGHT NOW:

Go to Bandcamp to stream all my music for free,
and I'll just sit here and starve. It's cool. It's fine. Whatever. *hangs up*







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*NEW* - I Do House Parties!
Click Here To Fill Out A Request Form!
(don't be scared, I won't steal your shit, I promise)



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Hi! I'm Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you. 

I am a singer of songs, and I am pretty fucking famous now because I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet money I keep hearing about.





Here is a picture of me touching my pussy:





I fucking love this pussy.


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This angel has been put here to keep watch over you and to keep you safe when you are having unprotected sex.

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