Website Is Under Construction. It will be finished in early 1998.
Shirley Gnome: Big City Tour
Montreal - June 23rd
New York City - July 9th
Seattle - July 15th
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WINNER! For Best Comedy
at The London Fringe Festival
Shirley Gnome: Real Mature
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Watch Shirley's Music Video
for her single
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This High-Tech "Pull Down" Menu:
Yes, I Do House Concerts!
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Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you.
am a singer of songs, and I am pretty fucking famous now because
I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet
money I keep hearing about.
picture of me touching my pussy:
fucking love this pussy.
Please sign my NEW Guestbook
while you are here!
angel has been put here to keep
watch over you and to keep you safe when you are having unprotected sex.
to bring good lovers into your life!
I can't think of anything else
to put on my website.
Shirley Gnome 2016 All Rights Reserved, Smothered In Gravy, and Licked
Off In An Erotic Fashion.