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"Shirley Gnome delights the dirty minded...side-splittingly hilarious and a late-night slice of fun”



Shirley Gnome
Nominated For Best Comedy
at FringeWorld Festival (Perth, WA, Australia)
...TWICE!
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Shirley Gnome: Real Mature
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Hi! I'm Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you. 

I am a singer of songs, and I am pretty fucking famous now because I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet money I keep hearing about.





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