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DECOXIFICATION has been nominated for
lost A JUNO AWARD
Comedy Album Of The Year!
have a LISTEN NOW
VALENTINES DAY BC ISLANDS TOUR
NOW: NEW EP
A collection of songs to make love to during a public health crisis
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Used To Do
But I Will Again When It Is Safe.
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Check out this cool graphic!
Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you.
am a singer of songs, and I am pretty famous now because
I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet
money I keep hearing about.
picture of me sensually touching my fluffy friend:
Please sign my NEW Guestbook
while you are here!
angel has been put here to keep
watch over you and to keep you safe when you are having unprotected sex.
to bring good lovers into your life!
(I know, can you believe this shit? I'M your tax dollars at work!)
Shirley would like to acknowledge that she works, lives, and creates on
the unceded territory of the Coast Salish, Musqueum and Tsleil-Waututh
First Nations. Unceded means that this land was never surrendered,
relinquished or handed over in any way. Partial proceeds of all Shirley
Gnome projects are donated to the Native Women's Association of Canada (NWAC)
Shirley Gnome 2021 All Rights Reserved, Smothered In Miso Gravy, and
Off In An Erotic Fashion.