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Website Is Under Construction. It will be finished in early 1998.
Watch Shirley's Xmas Video
"The Christmas Song"
LISTEN TO MY SHIT RIGHT NOW:
Go to Bandcamp
to stream all my music for free,
and I'll just sit here and starve. It's cool. It's fine. Whatever. *hangs up*
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(don't be scared, I won't steal your shit, I promise)
Check out this cool graphic!
Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you.
am a singer of songs, and I am pretty fucking famous now because
I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet
money I keep hearing about.
picture of me touching my pussy:
fucking love this pussy.
Please sign my NEW Guestbook
while you are here!
angel has been put here to keep
watch over you and to keep you safe when you are having unprotected sex.
to bring good lovers into your life!
I can't think of anything else
to put on my website.
Shirley Gnome 2014 All Rights Reserved, Smothered In Gravy, and Licked
Off In An Erotic Fashion.