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SHIRLEY GNOME'S
"YEAR OF THE QUICKIE"
CONTEST!
Submit your idea for a dirty c*untry song and
watch Shirley go to town on it!

If selected, you could win Shirley's latest album, C*untry Music!

WATCH THIS VIDEO TO FIND OUT MORE.

OR GO DIRECTLY TO THE ENTRY FORM BY CLICKING HERE






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Edinburgh Fringe Fest Reviews:

"★★★★"

""simply brilliant"

"the voice of a Goddess"
-Three Weeks

"★★★★"

"Shirley's hilarious anecdotes and amazing voice ensure the audience are in hysterics until the last gasp."
-Broadway Baby

"beautifully written" "...Shirley's banter [made] the audience warm to her infectiously."
-Fringe Review

 




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Hi! I'm Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you. 

I am a singer of songs, and I am pretty fucking famous now because I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet money I keep hearing about.





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